thirty

i am too lazy
to even say that i don't care anymore.
no, this is beyond apathy.

this is sloppy nonchalance.
when i take you to your table,
i don't give a fuck how you are
and i think it's funny
when you care so much about where you're sitting
to ask for another table
five
different
times.

i don't care what i'm wearing
or if my hair looks good
or if my teeth are shiny white
i don't even care
if i get fired
i have another job anyway.

customer service jobs
are a joke.