sixty-nine

i've been doing this
vegetarian thing
and let me just tell you

it sucks.

in the past week
my mother has cooked
pork roast
bratwurst
and i've been to my favorite deli
and the best steakhouse around

and i'm eating
vegetables
and fake meat?

i mean, don't get me wrong
tomatoes are good
but i'm getting tired of them
and tofu
oh god, don't get me started
i can't even make a cute comparison
because it's fucking disgusting

let's face it:
i'm not going to save the world
by eating a salad instead of a hamburger